THE REVISIONIST.

Synopsis

Twenty-five years ago, you fought in the Revolutionary War alongside the Grand Army.

Twenty-four years ago, you defected from the Grand Army to join the People's Militia.

Twenty-one years ago, the People's Militia became the Red Army.

Twenty years and two months ago, you were purged from the Party.

One year ago, the Party decided on the internal election of a new Senior Secretary.

Yesterday, you were chosen as the Party's new Senior Secretary.

Good luck.