The Portrait of Millie Constantine

Synopsis

What happens when a spurned vampire makes the love of her life immortal?

It's not every night you have to steal a Dorian Gray painting and you're a vampire and also your girlfriend works security and is also kind of trapped in said Dorian Gray painting because you have commitment issues.

But for real, stealing is never the solution to your problems, unless you're Francine, a truly miserable creature of the night with abandonment issues and no friends. If that sounds like you, an art heist is your last chance to get the painting of the ex you're still obsessed with back into your small, monotonous, vampiric life.

Unless you're Millie and eternally twenty-two, in which case Francine is the architect of all your problems. You just need to make her understand that now that it's a new millennium, it's time to finally move on.