Oppai Party Creampie Quest

Synopsis

After botching a quest to stop a rampaging dragon and not scoring any loot you’re back farming slimes in a low level dungeon. Thankfully some adventurers come by looking to party up with you since you can’t cast offensive magic and are stuck with support spells. Unfortunately, they are an annoying lovey-dovey couple trying to have some risky outdoors fun.

Slogging through the dungeon is a pain, enduring the awkward flirting of the girl throwing herself at the unresponsive div of a boyfriend. Your only reprieve is boring combat against weak slimes. Eventually the group stumbles upon a room containing a magical grimoire and before Mr. Boyfriend enters you chant a cheeky spell trapping yourself and the clearly inheat beastwoman alone in a room together, and wouldn’t you know it she totally buys the whole “looks like this room was rigged with a magical trap that won’t open until the people inside have sweaty, intense, mind-breaking sex!”

Now, with the beastwoman, Anne, wrapped around your *finger*, why stop there? Use your devious mind and strange magic to fill out your new Oppai Party! Someone to tank backshot after backshot, someone who can keep you satisfied 24/7 with an amazing dicks per second rating, a healer to keep you energized for those long nights at the inn or on the road between quests.